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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Topless Lilly Allen goes cliff diving (Hollywood Tuna)
Asshole goes around town pulling chick's tops off (Crave Online)
Sexy video of Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz making out (Popoholic)
Claudia Schiffer topless in Vogue (Egotastic)
This 17 year old model is hot….am I allowed to say that? (Drunken Stepfather)
If you're a fan of nice muscle cars, you may not like watching this (Flabber)
Argentine model Sofia Zamolo is so good looking (Celebslam)
Supermodel Bar Refaeli in various sexy poses (Holy Taco)
Baseball fans will love this - the unassisted triple play. As rare as it gets (Camel Tap)
Elisabetta Canalis and a great thong outfit (Double Viking)
Kim Kardashian's big fat ass in sweat pants (The Grumpiest)

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Jaime Hammer

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

This is Playboy girl, and Penthouse Pet Jaime Hammer.

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Ashlee Simpson in Shape magazine

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Ashlee Simpson shows us all that she has secured her place as the hotter of the 2 Simpson sisters. I have a feeling Jessica will be back with a vengence soon though. Nothing like a little friendly compe-tit-ion between sisters. You see how I did a play on the word ‘competition’ and ephasized the word ‘tit’. Where do I come up with these gems?

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Horny links

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Tara Reid in a pink binini. Nice boobs. (Hollywood Tuna)
Backflip goes very wrong. Jesus that looked painful! (Crave Online)
Charlize Theron is chesty (Popoholic)
Heidi Klum bikini pics….hmmm….something's not right about these (Egotastic)
Pregnant Britney caught smoking (Drunken Stepfather)
A bunch of interesting and surprising 'facts of life' (Flabber)
Pics of Hulk Hogan's son's car crash victim. Poor guy. (Celebslam)
Sarah Jessica Parker has gross hands (Holy Taco)
Kim Kardashian gets her ass massaged…or something (Camel Tap)
News anchor drops the F-Bomb. What was she thinking?? (Double Viking)
Hilary Duff has nice legs (The Grumpiest)

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2008 Miss Hawaiian Tropic bikini pageant pictures

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Here’s a boat load of contestants from the 2008 Miss Hawaiian Tropic bikini pageant. Lots of tight bodies, butter faces and fake tans for your enjoyment.

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Monica Leigh

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Monica Leigh is a Playboy model. No big surprise here.

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Horny links

Monday, May 12th, 2008

John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston and her nipples at the pool (Hollywood Tuna)
Crazy freeway drifting video. This guy is nuts (Crave Online)
More topless Bai Ling pics (Egotastic)
Tila Tequila looking sexy in Blender mag (Popoholic)
Feel like staring at Jessica Alba's gorgeous face in her webcam? (Flabber)
Amy Winehouse looking her worst EVER. These are scary (Drunken Stepfather)
Awesome pics of gansta-bully Suge Knight getting his ass KICKED (Celebslam)
Bill O'Reilly goes on screaming rampage (Holy Taco)
Jessica Simpon - white dress - pokies. Need I say more? (Camel Tap)
Hot babe works the stripper pole! (Double Viking)
Nicole Scherzinger upskirt pics (The Grumpiest)

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Megan Fox topless pics

Monday, May 12th, 2008

So I’m sure a lot of you were waiting for this day. Megan Fox finally gets snapped topless. Her breasts are just as spectacular as I always imagined, but those nipple covers make her look like a topless department store manequin.